Today is National Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day!
We love this day because we always have a bunch of stuff to ask Mommy. Lexy and I each chose two questions.
Lola: Mommy, every morning you play with the most fantastic piece of string. You get to put it in your mouth and everything! And then you flush it in the toilet so I can’t have it. WHY, Mommy, WHY do you do that to me? I love strings!
Mommy: Well, Lola, that string is called dental floss. And if you swallowed it, it could be very dangerous for you. I wouldn’t want you to have to go to the vet and have a procedure.
Lola: *shudders* Oh no, I wouldn’t want to go back there. OK, so Mommy, why are you always asking me if I went poop and then looking in the litter box? I mean, it’s embarrassing!
Mommy: Well, Lola, I’m just making sure that you’re healthy. I worry about your constipation.
Lola: Mommy! Geez! A little privacy, please! Let’s be discreet on the blog! *shakes head*. OK, Lexy, your turn.
Lexy: Mother, I’ve been wondering what your obsession with my belly is.
Mommy: Well, Lexy, it’s just so adorable and fluffy. I just can’t resist tickling it. And I love you so much.
Lexy: It’s still dangerous territory, Mother. Just know that. OK, question number two: When I’m taking a nap on the bed it never fails that each and every time you come into the room you kiss me on the nose or the head. It’s very disruptive to my beauty nap.
Mommy: Well, Lexy. I can’t help myself. I love you and I just have to do it.
Lexy: I guess it's a good thing my beauty comes naturally. Thank you, Mother. This was an eye opening experience. Lola! What are you looking for in the toilet?!
Lola: I’m looking for that string!
Lexy: Did your humans answer your questions today?
Lola and Lexy
MOL Lola!
ReplyDeleteMom knows first-hand how dangerous that string can be. Stay away from it!
ReplyDeleteMy human spent the whole EVENING answering questions from my readers! MOL - I kind of did that to her on purpose.
ReplyDeleteGreat questions, you two! You both are looking cute today.
ReplyDeleteDental floss does look like lots of fun to play with! And Lexy, we can totally relate to interrupted beauty rest - our mom kisses us and gives us rubs whenever she sees us curled up sleeping too!
ReplyDeleteThose are great questions and answers. Your Mom is smart to flush the floss. And I can see why she can't resist your tummy and giving you kisses.
ReplyDeleteL & L....noe....in fact we iz STILL waitin for answerz ta de questshunz we asked... LAST yeer....
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ReplyDeleteLOL, too cute!!
ReplyDeleteLola, that string is the bestest string every isn't it. Sigh! I don't get to play with it either. Not fair. My head and belly get smooched a lot too - very annoying when a kitty is trying to nap. So I well understand why both of you get annoyed.
ReplyDeleteGood questions, Lola and Lexy. Straight to the point answers too. We asked our Mom a question and she had a straight to the point answer too, one we didn't really like. But at least we got one in this year!
ReplyDeleteGood questions Lexy and Lola. Your mum is smart though - that string can be very dangerous for kitties. It's best to flush it!
ReplyDeleteWe like that your mom answered your questions honestly even if you didn't like the answers. :)
ReplyDeleteGreat questions! This is such a fun day :)
ReplyDeleteY those were gweat questions girls. Yep mommy answered a big one fur us today. Hope y'all have a gweat weekend.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
Seems like none of us really got the answers we’re looking for. TW dumps that string into the trash can and secures the lid.
ReplyDeleteGood questions, and we enjoyed reading your answers. Your mom is right, even if it's no fun : that string is dangerous ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteHehehe you made me giggle with your questions ,but your mum is right about the floss,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteAwww... such sweet and compelling questions. Our human was despicable this year... She would NOT let us ask any questions... Purrs from the Zee/Zoey kitties
ReplyDeleteLexy is just being Lexy. She loves the attention
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