Dear Morris,
I'm a cat but as you know, even animals have 'spirit animals.' Mine is an owl – a night owl to be exact. I love to play "catch the speck of dust" or "chase your tail in the middle of the bed" into the wee hours of the morning. My humans have no idea what they're missing out on. They just lay there snoring and swat at me when I come too close. How can I make them see that daytime is lame, and the real party happens under stars (the stick-on, glow-in-the-dark kind)?
Yours truly,
Hyper Harry
Dear Hyper Harry,
Sadly, this is a case you may not win. Humans need their sleep at night. You get to spend all day snoozing and they only get a few precious hours when the sun goes down. Your humans can, however, make sure that they understand why it is you're pouncing about and provide things to make nighttime more fun. For instance, your humans could consider getting a kitty condo or put out bags or boxes for you to explore. For extra credit, they can hide treats around the house so you can go on a midnight scavenger hunt. Or, if you're really lucky, they'll bring home a kitty best friend for you to play with whenever you please. Other cats might be up at night because they get hungry, in which case their humans could try an automatic food dispenser to provide small meals throughout the night. Remember, the more you let your humans sleep at night, the more energy they'll have to play with you during the day!
Kitty hugs,
Morris
Thanks for the pawesome nighttime tips, Morris! Read Morris' first advice column here. Plus, don't forget to check back tomorrow for the last installment of "Dear Morris," and to see what we're giving away. In the meantime, check out his website to see how you can live as well as a cat and enter the giveaway!
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Lola
OMB you're a sleep guru....hehehe,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteI see you two don't need any sleeping tips! Yet another reason to be glad we're not humans!
ReplyDeletehay ewe galz ...we see Morris' eye deaz R payin off !!! :)
ReplyDeletethanx for sharin mor sleep tipz frum Morris....
we reel lee like de hole eye dea of boxez N boxes oh treetz...ore boxex filled with treetz... ore just plane.....treetz !!!!! ♥♥♥
Thanks for the tips from Morris. But honestly, we don't need any sleeping tips either. ;)
ReplyDeleteWe finally posted ours today along wiff da give away.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
My cats don't need sleeping tips :) They get annoyed with me when I stay up late and they want to go to bed.
ReplyDeleteMOL! I love these two pics of you, Lexy and Lola! Being a cat is just the best!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing Morris' sleeping tips!